Cell Phone
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Yo. This is Reno, obviously not answering the phone. If you knew how to call my phone in the first place, you sure as hell know how to leave a message. Oh, look. A beep, yo.


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Phone Hijinxs!


2009-01-18 11:08 pm (UTC) (Link)

[From here!]

"You couldn't tire me out if you tried. Just tell me where you are and I'll mosey on down there and I'll be in charge while you beg me to touch you, how's that?"

Re: Phone Hijinxs!


2009-01-19 12:29 am (UTC) (Link)

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2009-01-19 02:28 am (UTC) (Link)

[From here!]

"GREETINGS!" A longish pause. "Ah-hahaha! It's all right, peasant! I am a fair, and just prince! There is no need to call the law! I have a sword!" A beat. "Have you no words? I cannot hear you! What was tha-"


2009-01-19 02:34 am (UTC) (Link)

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2009-01-19 04:23 am (UTC) (Link)

(From here!)

"Desperate!? I'm not desperate! Fine, I'll just leave my clothes on from now on! Not like you were gonna get to see that anyway! You have some nerve!"

Edited at 2009-01-19 04:25 am (UTC)


2009-01-19 04:36 am (UTC) (Link)

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2009-01-19 04:51 am (UTC) (Link)

[From here!]

"I'm sorry, but I think you need your eyes checked if you think I am deserving to be called 'Mister' rather than 'Miss'. And if you ever do attempt to 'kick my ass', though I do not remember threatening you, I will be forced to defend myself and I'm afraid the ocean is quite cold this time of the year, so I'd rather you didn't."

Edited at 2009-01-19 04:51 am (UTC)


2009-01-19 05:00 am (UTC) (Link)

[Sent here!]


2009-01-19 01:24 pm (UTC) (Link)

[Phone day hangover!]

"Reno? Are you angry at me? Peace, friend, peace. We should talk before you try to kick my ass or call me a girl. I'm at work."

Edited at 2009-01-19 01:24 pm (UTC)


2009-04-06 07:43 pm (UTC) (Link)

Ino was going to make it to sleep eventually, really. But she'd made a promise to call and demand a time for rhino killing, so that was doable before she fell over.

Ino had heard a wee tiny bit about the zombies. Just a smidgen. So her voice was utterly ridiculously cheerful and normal in the hopes that this would, in some way, be comforting even if she wasn't sure if he needed comforting. Whatever. Maybe he'd just think she was in a good mood. That worked too. "Reeeeeeno! I'm back and there's a rhino that needs to learn better, don't you think? Call me when you're good to go 'bout it, yeah?"

She was vaguely proud of herself for not mentioning anything about death, coming back to life, or anything at all in that call. And yet, he'd still totally know what she meant.

Edited at 2009-04-06 07:46 pm (UTC)


2009-04-09 03:13 pm (UTC) (Link)

"Guess what's living in my closet right now?" she chirped into the phone, during lunch, and laughed before hanging up.

Because, really, he knew her.

Letter, Sent Late Tuesday Fandom-Time, Arriving Thursday or Friday (Probably)


2009-05-08 03:08 am (UTC) (Link)

Dear Reno,

It's Tuesday, and I miss you. I guess I wanted to start with the obvious ones?

So, I'm back home. Not home, really. I'm on Besaid. Besaid is pretty cool. It's where Yunie grew up. Everyone here used to be Yevonites, but they were also Crusaders -- the people that fought Sin themselves, when they could. The Crusaders even joined the Al Bhed for Operation Mi'ihen, so ... I mean, it went really really badly, but they were willing to trust that we were trying to help, before anybody thought we were okay. So I shouldn't be surprised, but I am. They joined the Youth League! Almost everybody, I mean. I think most of them started the Youth League.

Okay, so, the Youth League, those are the people saying that New Yevon shouldn't be in charge, and that the Machine Faction is pretty cool. I don't remember how much of all of this I've told you, so.

Anyway. I was all worried, but nobody seems to mind me staying here. I don't think I'm gonna be staying here, like, all the time? But I have a hut, and I put my stuff in it, so I have a home-of-sorts to come back to.

Pops is still on the ship, because Pops is stubborn as all get-out. He can visit me here if he needs to.

The downside: there aren't towers anywhere near Besaid (yet!!) -- so I didn't have a signal last night, or one today. Today we're Taking the Day Off. Everyone assumes that I'm all tired and jet-lagged. I'm not, but if I take the day off, then Yunie will, too, and she needs it. We're headed off to Guadosalam tomorrow, unless Kilika was first? I'm not sure. I'll keep my phone with me, promise.

Wakka is gonna watch Petey whenever I have to be off with Yunie. Petey warmed right up to him. It's adorable. The little kids in town love him, too. (Petey, I mean. Not Wakka.)

So, what else is new? Yunie wants to get married, but is worried that it would have to be a huge political thing. I'm telling her to do whatever she wants, but she's not listening yet.

I'm picking up some gorgeous silk bolts for Dojima. You wouldn't believe the pretty things they make here on Besaid. And I'm gonna see about getting some potions and stuff like that for Arthur's group back home.

I also have a weird question for you. That WRO group that Reeve's running - do they need money? Lots of times, people do, and then other times, they need warm bodies to help a lot more than money, so money doesn't actually help anything. If they do, can you send me their address? I still have money left in my saving-the-world fund. If anyone can put it to good use, they probably can, right?

I keep hearing something funny and thinking, "Gosh, wait till I tell Reno that one." Or seeing something neat and wanting to call you over to look. Missing you sucks, zoto.

Yunie snuck into my hut last night and caught me crying. She doesn't snuggle as well as you do, but she's pretty cozy all the same.

I should go. Petey is trying to chew on my pen, which is why my handwriting is so bad. I mean, it always is, but it's worse right now. You know what I mean, right?

You usually do.

E muja oui. So much, so much, so much.


Edited at 2009-05-08 03:08 am (UTC)

Special Delivery!


2009-05-27 12:51 am (UTC) (Link)

A crate, containing:
- 3 large bottles Everclear
- 3 bottles dark rum, in the brand favored by the radio squirrels
- A box of ferret treats
- A book of photos of beaches that, by sheer coincidence, all happened to have girls in skimpy bikinis walking along them
- A note from Romeo, involving variations on the "Take care of yourself, I miss you, posse forever, and I've been practicing with my rod" theme.

Romeo occasionally lived up to his promises.


2009-05-27 09:48 am (UTC) (Link)

At and around 2:15 Fandom Time, Reno's phone may have registered the following:

"Reeeeeno. Don't-- don't eat your beans."

There was a pause.

"I'm talking to a chunk of metal. That's not insane in the slightest. I'm not even sure if this actually communicates anything or I am mere-- mer. Just. Delusional. Being delusional could explain a lot. Does Zack always talk about swords all the time? Oh, wait, I'm gonna-- I'm going outside. Leto snores. Is this still made of metal? I am going to go outside, so I can throw--"

Crackle. Beep beep, beep.

"Too many buttons. Why is there so little to kill around here?"


"I am a rockstar, Reno."

End message.

Edited at 2009-05-27 09:48 am (UTC)


2009-06-01 06:29 pm (UTC) (Link)

Reno's phone received this message sometime in the morning:

ensorclld alligtrs spiting goldn fish crssd our brders zck went in th sewur


2009-06-01 06:41 pm (UTC) (Link)

After a little under an hour, a second message joined it:

nbody died we did fine

Edited at 2009-06-01 06:46 pm (UTC)


2009-06-10 01:03 am (UTC) (Link)

On her phone, there was the following text message: Romeo asked if I'd kill babies on orders. I said yes. Fantastic day, no really. How bout you?

Ino stared at her phone for a while, then hit send. She didn't know when he'd get it, but whatever, it wasn't like there were many who'd get the on-orders bit on-island, and it made her feel a bit better to whine just a little.


2009-06-10 01:20 am (UTC) (Link)

It'd been while since Dinah talked to Reno, so she decided just to leave a message with the highlights:

"Alligators! Goldfish! Crazy hormones. Guy named Zack! From your world! Guy you don't know named George. Embarrassment! In the play again. Arthur has a phone. HA. Having fun! Wish you were here."

And after a beat where Dinah almost hung up:

"This was your verbal Twitter from Dinah Lance! AKA Tweety. Gah."


2009-06-15 02:48 pm (UTC) (Link)

Late late on Sunday night, Dinah remembered, and sent greenhouse plans and more greenhouse plans to Reno, along with a list of supplies, and a note: Anything you can't get in Midgar, let me know! - Dinah


2009-07-04 01:32 am (UTC) (Link)

One day, Reno might stop getting vaguely distressing messages from her.

One day. Ino figured that this was part of her being one of his Rookies. She was totally allowed to dump her issues in his lap and expect him to have answers.

Which would be why:

What are your thoughts on the differences between killing your friends because you were ordered to and had to make the conscious decision to go through with it, or being ordered to and having no choice but to go through with it because you'd been brainwashed?

Ino hit send.

Five minutes later she sent another message:

...I haven't been ordered to kill my friends fyi. And then sent that.

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