Cell Phone
Reno of the Turks raspberryturk
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Voicemail
Yo. This is Reno, obviously not answering the phone. If you knew how to call my phone in the first place, you sure as hell know how to leave a message. Oh, look. A beep, yo.

Beep!

Package!

findingelena

2009-07-09 12:56 am (UTC) (Link)

Sent Wednesday from Fandom Island, containing:

- many, many bottles of hard liquor
- five boxes of condoms
- ten cartons of cigarettes (Marlboro brand, because Elena found that to be funny)
- a small stack of DVDs (all porn, all girl-on-girl)
- a box of chocolate-covered cherries, with cherry liqueur
- a box of donuts from J,GOB
- several packets of just-add-water instant ramen

There is also a scribbled note inside the box:

SHARE WITH RUDE!!! -E