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Voicemail
Yo. This is Reno, obviously not answering the phone. If you knew how to call my phone in the first place, you sure as hell know how to leave a message. Oh, look. A beep, yo.

Beep!

Special Delivery!

withoutverona

2009-05-27 12:51 am (UTC) (Link)

A crate, containing:
- 3 large bottles Everclear
- 3 bottles dark rum, in the brand favored by the radio squirrels
- A box of ferret treats
- A book of photos of beaches that, by sheer coincidence, all happened to have girls in skimpy bikinis walking along them
- A note from Romeo, involving variations on the "Take care of yourself, I miss you, posse forever, and I've been practicing with my rod" theme.

Romeo occasionally lived up to his promises.